- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Yo mama so fat.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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