Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Cleveland winning something

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

The EPA.

Christianity.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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