how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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