How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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tim has no humor

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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