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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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