- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

im saul and i love cock

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

My dad

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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