your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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