- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

snowglobe

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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