- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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