A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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women's rights

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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This is an anti-joke.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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