- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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