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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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