Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Nuneaton..

An Aisian failed a test

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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