who else is on here?

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Bad grammers.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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