Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

roses are red violets are indigo

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

FUCK THE JEWS

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

seek beauty

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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