- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock Knock, Ow my face

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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