Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Anti Joke

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