The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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