A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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