What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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