Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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