What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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