Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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