whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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