Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Women's rights.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Irish sobriety

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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