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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Tilt your screen back

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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