- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

A muslim paints Mohammed

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

1+1=2

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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