What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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