- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

AIDS.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

feminists.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

speech and debate.

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