- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

knock,knock you suck

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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