- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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