- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

KONY 2012

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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