- Anti Joke

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels