- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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