- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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