Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did you step on my watermelon?

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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