- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

batman has diarrhea

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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