Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what is orange? an orange

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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