- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A dog was barking at a tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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