- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

How come grilled cheese?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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