A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

why did sally drown cause she was black

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

whos district champs not JM

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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