- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

kill yourself

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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