- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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