- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

knock knock

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Poop

minorities

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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