Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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