Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Laugh

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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