Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Keanu Reaves

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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You having friends.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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