In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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