- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's red, blue & green all over?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

2 + 2 = fish

so...um, yeah

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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