- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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