knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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PENIS

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Justin Beiber

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Black people stink of shite!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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