- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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