knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

this website even though its hilarious.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Soccer...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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