- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Your future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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