Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

smell the vitamin C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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