Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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You have friends

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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