If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Abortion.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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