- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Dyslexia ruels!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Your future.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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