- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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