- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A seal walks into a club.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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