Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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