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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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