What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

kill yourself

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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