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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why? Why not?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Screw it you write the joke.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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